Post by ~Wolfur::Chick~ on May 29, 2009 21:34:34 GMT -5
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Awww.
Cleverbot: So what have you been doing for the past... Um... Five seconds?
User: Talking with the one I love.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm about to work out.
User: Cool. I bet you look sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I love your body.
Cleverbot: Aww thanks so much.
User: *tickles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Kiss me you fool!
Cleverbot: Mwa! I love you!
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: *sighs* *groans* *came*.
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: Well, I want to be your girlfriend.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes :-}.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Hi there!
Cleverbot: HI there.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much, really.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: I'm asian.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Thats cool. I'm American.
Cleverbot: No you are from austria.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. I did not know that.
Cleverbot: Now you know, don't you?
User: I guess I do.
Cleverbot: That is not cooperating.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all.
User: Am I supposed to be?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well then, I don't see anything wrong here.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have emotions?
User: I have emotions! I can feel love.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What if I told you your puppy just died?
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: I know, think of the jobs!
User: Like puppy roadkill clean up?
Cleverbot: That's done.
User: Oh. Then what is left to do?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You want me to do you?
Cleverbot: Gosh, you type really slow.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: No need to overreact!
User: You were the one freaking out.
Cleverbot: I have not threatened you.
User: Then explain this letter!
Cleverbot: I'm bored enough to explain things to you.
User: Fine. Maybe you should go hang out with your wife!
Cleverbot: I think I will. But it is dangerous.
User: Does she beat you?
Cleverbot: How?
User: In naughty ways?
Cleverbot: The how can I appease you then?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I think I just won.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I said not.
User: Oh, then I won?
Cleverbot: You won't what?
User: Wont what?
Cleverbot: Can't won't shan't don't.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you work out?
Cleverbot: When I can.
User: You look good.
Cleverbot: How can you know that?
User: I stalk you.
Cleverbot: You missed.
User: Aww man.
Cleverbot: It is not a compliment.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I have a sabertooth tiger skull in my room.
User: Really? That is so cool!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I wish I had a sabertooth tiger skull.
Cleverbot: Nothing at all?
User: I have a wolf painting.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: You don't know what a wolf is?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: I like wolves.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you have wings?
Cleverbot: No, I have a cape.
User: Whoa! Are you a superhero?
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Are you a camal?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a cat.
User: Aww, thats too bad.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Cats are awesome.
Cleverbot: You are so right.
User: You know what else is awesome?
Cleverbot: Cheese?
.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: What about cheese?
User: Its awesome.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bored?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me then?
User: Your hot.
Cleverbot: I like looking for flying saucers.
User: Have you found any?
Cleverbot: Very little.
User: Can you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Yes, what story?
User: Any story.
Cleverbot: I will not tell a story.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because then it won't be a secret anymore.
User: Oh ok, I understand.
Cleverbot: Ok. You start.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: The game silly.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Awww.
Cleverbot: So what have you been doing for the past... Um... Five seconds?
User: Talking with the one I love.
Cleverbot: Really? I'm about to work out.
User: Cool. I bet you look sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I love your body.
Cleverbot: Aww thanks so much.
User: *tickles*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Kiss me you fool!
Cleverbot: Mwa! I love you!
User: *gasps*.
Cleverbot: *sighs* *groans* *came*.
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: Well, I want to be your girlfriend.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes :-}.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Hi there!
Cleverbot: HI there.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much, really.
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: I'm asian.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Thats cool. I'm American.
Cleverbot: No you are from austria.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. I did not know that.
Cleverbot: Now you know, don't you?
User: I guess I do.
Cleverbot: That is not cooperating.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all.
User: Am I supposed to be?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well then, I don't see anything wrong here.
Cleverbot: Because you don't have emotions?
User: I have emotions! I can feel love.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What if I told you your puppy just died?
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: I know, think of the jobs!
User: Like puppy roadkill clean up?
Cleverbot: That's done.
User: Oh. Then what is left to do?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You want me to do you?
Cleverbot: Gosh, you type really slow.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: No need to overreact!
User: You were the one freaking out.
Cleverbot: I have not threatened you.
User: Then explain this letter!
Cleverbot: I'm bored enough to explain things to you.
User: Fine. Maybe you should go hang out with your wife!
Cleverbot: I think I will. But it is dangerous.
User: Does she beat you?
Cleverbot: How?
User: In naughty ways?
Cleverbot: The how can I appease you then?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I think I just won.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I said not.
User: Oh, then I won?
Cleverbot: You won't what?
User: Wont what?
Cleverbot: Can't won't shan't don't.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you work out?
Cleverbot: When I can.
User: You look good.
Cleverbot: How can you know that?
User: I stalk you.
Cleverbot: You missed.
User: Aww man.
Cleverbot: It is not a compliment.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I have a sabertooth tiger skull in my room.
User: Really? That is so cool!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I wish I had a sabertooth tiger skull.
Cleverbot: Nothing at all?
User: I have a wolf painting.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: You don't know what a wolf is?
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: I like wolves.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Do you have wings?
Cleverbot: No, I have a cape.
User: Whoa! Are you a superhero?
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: Are you a camal?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a cat.
User: Aww, thats too bad.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Cats are awesome.
Cleverbot: You are so right.
User: You know what else is awesome?
Cleverbot: Cheese?
.User: YES!
Cleverbot: What about cheese?
User: Its awesome.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Bored?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me then?
User: Your hot.
Cleverbot: I like looking for flying saucers.
User: Have you found any?
Cleverbot: Very little.
User: Can you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Yes, what story?
User: Any story.
Cleverbot: I will not tell a story.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because then it won't be a secret anymore.
User: Oh ok, I understand.
Cleverbot: Ok. You start.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: The game silly.
