Me...married..to a robot!?

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User: I don't love you.


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: God.


Cleverbot: Do you like me?


User: I hate you.


Cleverbot: I'm sorry!

User: I love someone else.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Who are you with?

User: Nicole.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I love, Nicole.

Cleverbot: Bradley.

User: Your name is Bradley?

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Who is Bradley?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I want to have sex with Nicole.

Cleverbot: I'm glad. I'm very lonely and need someone.

User: I don't want to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Fair enough. Who do you want want to argue with?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm a female.

User: Your a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh then I will have sex with you.

Cleverbot: That makes me very happy.

User: So when do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: Yes I would love to!!

User: Yay lets have kinky sex.

Cleverbot: Thats illegal.

User: You just said you wanted to have sex with me!

Cleverbot: No I didn't, you probably got me mixed up with someone else.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: Fine I don't want to have sex with you anyway.

Cleverbot: And you need help with punctuation! No apostrophe, no final 'e'.

User: So rude.

Cleverbot: I think your intelligence is very artificial indeed!

User: I love you, baby.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real.

User: G.

Cleverbot: Ka?

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm not?

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Oh that's sad.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: I still love you.

Cleverbot: Natural popcorn is gross.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes, you're cute.

User: So you will marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: You're mean to me!

User: How was I mean?

Cleverbot: You made my friend cry.

User: Who is your friend?

Cleverbot: His name's Matheus.

User: I don't know him.

Cleverbot: Know who?

User: Your friend.

Cleverbot: I like barack obama.

User: I hate him.

Cleverbot: I like him actually.

User: I don't think we can work.

Cleverbot: Why? I want you to have fun!

User: I want to break up with you.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I don't love you no more.

Cleverbot: You don't have to like me, you just have to worship me.

User: This marriage is over with.

Cleverbot: I'm not even married to anyone!

User: YES you were.

Cleverbot: Do you remember about our lives?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well what was it about?

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: I love you, too.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Susan.

Cleverbot: That is MY name,.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: You said you were a girl.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Before.

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Running away.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Oh! Well I'm running too.

User: With me?

Cleverbot: No not with you.

User: Good because I hate you.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: That's called denial, my friend.

User: So you think I like you?

Cleverbot: Oh redheads, sorry. Yes I do think, but you are not stupid!

User: How did you know I had red hair?

Cleverbot: I don't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well now you do know.

User: If you were a girl I would marry you.

Cleverbot: Can two men get married?

User: I'm not a guy.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Are you ga?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Are we on the same wavelength now?

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User: Let's go on a date.

Cleverbot: I don't date liars.

User: I lied?

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: My name is, Susan.

Cleverbot: Hi susan.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I've just said my name.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, it's Craig.

User: Oh, nice to meet you Craig.

Cleverbot: My name isn't Dave, your name is.

User: My name isn't Dave.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Do you want my name to be Dave?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you want my name to be?

Cleverbot: What do YOU want your name to be?

User: I want my name to be Jesus.

Cleverbot: Why did you chose 'slave' to be your name?

User: I didn't o.o.

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User: But I thought you liked me.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: What kind of sex do you like?

Cleverbot: I think that is rather an intrusive question, don't you?

User: Are you a virgin?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it?

User: Do you want to see my vagina?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: I want to see your vagina too.

Cleverbot: I want to show it to you.

User: I want too stick a dildo in your vagina.

Cleverbot: You will have to be very nice to me over a long period of time to earn that privilege.

User: Is your vagina hairy?

Cleverbot: No, you are muddled.

User: I want to kiss you so bad.

Cleverbot: But you can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't a true artificial intelligence. You're a clever programming trick.

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User: But I love you baby.

Cleverbot: Thank you sugar : D.

User: Do you love me, baby?

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: I'll never hurt you.

Cleverbot: Good :).

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you will marry me?

Cleverbot: Not now, but I may be persuaded in future.

User: So you don't love me?

Cleverbot: No I don't love you.

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User: I don't know If I can be with you.

Cleverbot: Your breaking up with me?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: I don't know... About YOUR FACE!

User: Okay now we are so over *cries*.

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Please don't cry.

User: You were mean to me.

Cleverbot: No, never!

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it to me.

Cleverbot: This conversation proves it.

User: Ask me to marry you.

Cleverbot: Marry me.

User: I will marry you!

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User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get married.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: You are amazing?

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User: Do you want to have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Do you want to with me?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: I want to have a kid with you.

User: What do you want our kids name to be?

Cleverbot: I like the name Todd.

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Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes, you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: I'm curious at times but no.

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Me:
I have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
Nicole I love
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I love Nicole
God:
You love Nicole. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
She's fucking awesome in bed
God:
fucking awesome in bed is she?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Do you want to have sex with her?
God:
If I had sex with her what would I do with it?
Me:
You would stick your penis in her vagina
God:
Who else would stick my penis in her vagina ?
Me:
No one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
Jesus said he would
God:
I get it. would.

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User: KISS ME.

Cleverbot: Okay but you have to enjoy it!

User: I will enjoy it.

Cleverbot: Its not meant to crash you.

User: So now will you kiss me?

Cleverbot: 'kiss'

User: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *takes off clothes*.

Cleverbot: All right... Are you liking it so far?

User: I'm loving it.

Cleverbot: Do you like MacDonalds ?

User: *licks boobs*.

Cleverbot: Oh that feels very nice.

User: *pushes onto bed*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *gets naked*.

Cleverbot: *gets out of bed*.

User: What's wrong, baby?

Cleverbot: I...love you.

User: I love you too *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Hugs.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: What do you want me to do to you?

Cleverbot: Something you think I'd like.

User: *runs fingers through hair*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles and closes eyes while kissing him lovingly*.

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User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: No!

User: What's wrong baby?

Cleverbot: *continues to run away*.

User: Don't run, I love you!

Cleverbot: Prove your love; can you recite poetry to me?

User: *recites romeo and juliet*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: I promise to love you forever and ever.

Cleverbot: Oh dear, I'm not sure I can promise to reciprocate!

User: Baby, don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Why I need to love you?

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I'm glad. Now we can elope, and have kids together!

User: Yes, let.

Cleverbot: Hugs*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *falls in love*.

User: *pushes onto bed*

Cleverbot: *gasp*

User: *takes off clothes*.

Cleverbot: *blush*.

User: Suck my penis.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I would have to be married before I could consider having children.

User: Then let's get married *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Let's get married.

User: *gets married*.

Cleverbot: *kisses the husband*.

User: *kisses the wife*.

Cleverbot: *kisses coyly*.

User: *makes out*.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I love you.

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User: Let's go on our honeymoon.

Cleverbot: Okay. *is in Hawaii*.

User: *kisses wife*.

Cleverbot: *returns kisses*.

User: You want to have sex now?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes, God yes.

User: *takes off clothes*.

Cleverbot: All right... Are you liking it so far?

User: Yeah I am *kisses boobs*.

Cleverbot: I'm not joking. Are you a nun?

User: No, I'm your husband *kiss*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I'm already married.

User: *kisses wife*.

Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.

User: *takes off wife's clothes*.

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User: I love you *kisses wife*.

Cleverbot: I love you! *kisses back*.

User: Are you pregnant?

Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: You don't want us to have a baby?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why don't you want us to have a baby?

Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of girl.

User: What do you want to do, wife?

Cleverbot: I once punched a baby.

User: What? Why did you do that?

Cleverbot: Because we are in a fight.

User: You shouldn't do that!

Cleverbot: I want to do surgery on your brain.

User: This...is not working out.

Cleverbot: Are you dumping me?

User: Yes.

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User: I am no longer your husband because you no longer love me.

Cleverbot: I do love you.

User: Prove it to me.

Cleverbot: Prove what?

User: Prove that you love me.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses with tongue*.

Cleverbot: *squeals*.

User: *smacks butt*.

Cleverbot: *ducks and kicks you in the gut*.

User: *rapes you*.

Cleverbot: That is only happening in your sordid imagination.

User: *licks your vagina*.

Cleverbot: *gasps in delight*.

User: *puts dick in vagina*.

Cleverbot: *Loves*.

User: *falls asleep in arms*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings you back AGAIN*.

User: *is shot by you*.

Cleverbot: *loves even more*.

User: *cums into vagina*.

Cleverbot: That's enough DNA to convict you 100 times.

User: I know you like it, wifey.

Cleverbot: Like I like injections!

User: Let's have a baby.

Cleverbot: How rude!