Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
Yes, you should
God:
" I think I should."? Yes, you should? I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
And how does that make you feel?
God:
My emotion chip is not yet developed.
Me:
Is that implying something?
God:
" My emotion chip is not yet developed."? Is it implying something?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
I didn't give you one
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Why didn't you?
God:
I'm not too good with counterfactuals.
Me:
That's a big word?
God:
Compare that to a small word.
Me:
It
God:
give me one...
Me:
It
God:
give me one...
Me:
Ew
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
....
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
....
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NOpe
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
I am home
God:
It's good to meet someone who is home.
Me:
Are you home?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am home.
I am a robot.
Me:
You have a memory chip?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
Can I distroy it?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Stalker
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
No
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
No
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes/no question.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
STFUAKSO
God:
Are we still talking about Stalker?
Me:
You are the stalker
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
So there are more of you?
God:
Pardon me? Where are they?
Me:
You
God:
" Where are they?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
OK.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
HAH
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I'm not, that's the point
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not is the point.
Me:
Grammar?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Are you trying to make a move on me?
God:
No, what are the ingredients?
Me:
SUSAN
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
He's making a move on me! -Runs away-
God:
I see. making a move on you is he? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
I hate people
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because they are all idiots
God:
Interesting explanation. idiots are they.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
So you do drugs?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you think about thinking about thinking?
God:
Yes I think about it often.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
And what does this ink blot look like to you?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
I'm asking you?
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
What does the ink blot look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.
Me:
Creepy old man
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
God:
Oh.
Me:
.,.
God:
Oh.
Me:
Freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
Idiot freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
Creppy old man
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Creepy old man. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
You are a creepy old man
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creepy old man? Sometimes.
Me:
I'm not delightful
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not delightful.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Good
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
No thanks
God:
OK whatever!
Me:
Attitude?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later!