Princess of the Rings(Part Four)

[Scriptureous~]

Narrator: Welcome back to Princess of the Rings! We've been having technical difficulties, so sorry if this episode is cut off.

Susan: Wait, is this show attempting to limit our freedom of speech? D:

Narrator: Um, no... -shifty eyes- Now SHUDDUP so we can get to the show. =D Anyways, the group is attempting to cut through a mountain range. That's your cue, Emily!

Emily: -teeth chattering- It's f-f-freezing up h-here!

Nicole: -tosses jacket at Emily-

Susan: Aw, how gentlemanly. ^^

Nicole! > I'll show you gentlemanly. -draws sword-

Susan: o.o' Eat her, Annika.

Annika: -sniff- Why would I do that?

Susan: 'Cause you killed your first mate. ^^

Annika: ... -big grin-

Kelly: -yawn-

Narrator: How boring! Meanwhile...

Daeth: -in his tower- BWAHAHAHA!! I SHALL KILL THEM ALL! -sends an ebil curse to get them-

Narrator: Meanwhile... On the snowy(and muddy -shot by Susan-) mountain...

Kelly: -suddenly wakes up: HO NO YOU -bleeping- DID-N'T! -fights curse with almighty powers of gray-

Susan: FREEDOM OF SPEECH BLOCK! D:< Does this mean I can't say -bleep-? SEE? My freedom of speech is gone! D:<

Kelly: -would complain but is fighting curse- GET UP OFF YO -BLEEPING BUTTS AND RUN ALREADY!!!!

Narrator: So they all ran... but apparently, to no avail...

Kelly: -strength fails-

Narrator: Meanwhile at the evil one's tower...

Daeth: BWAHAHAHA! MY CURSE HAS SUCCEEDED!

Narrator: Meanwhile...(this is getting so boring! D:<)

-snow starts to fall-

Emily: . . . . Dude, that's it? o.o'

Nicole: Well that was anticlimactic.

Susan: OMG IT'S SNOW! How romantic. <3

Nicole: ...

Essy: Yay, the curse wasn't so great after all!

Kelly: But now we have to go through the -bleeping- Mines of Mordor...

Narrator: FINALLY something different! -creepy silence that lasts a really long time-

Nicole: Gimme a break! We have to go through the Mines of Mordor just because of a little snow?

Kelly: Well, the -bleeping- news on my cell phone say that since it's snowing we have to go through the mines, so we go through the mines!

Narrator: Wow... well, meanwhile in the oh-so-scary tower of doom...

Daeth: BWAHAHAHA! MY PLAN TO GET THEM TO GO THROUGH THE MINES OF MORDOR BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER CONDITIONS HAS SUCCEEDED! BWAHAHA!

Narrator: Back on the mountain, our group of heroes-

Susan: LADY heroes! D:<

Narrator: ALRIGHT! >.< Our group of lady heroes is approaching the gate to the Mines of Mordor.

Emily: OMG! -freaks out- There's a monster in the pond next to the gate!

Nicole: -draws sword- I'll kill it! D:< -walks up to lake-

-everyone waits with bated breath-

-water snake wiggles out of the water-

Nicole: Wtf! > It's just a snake!

Emily: D: But it's scary!

Essy: Kill it, Nicole! D:

Annika: -eats snake- Happy? D:<

Emily & Essy: Yes! ^^

Narrator: They slowly approach the gate...

Kelly: Asdfghjkl; What was that secret password again? :/

Emily: Open sesame?

Kelly: No.

Susan: -bleep-?

Kelly: OMG, NO, Susan.

Essy: None may enter here?

Kelly: OH. I remember now! One thousand banana boats in a velvet hotel room!

Narrator: The door slowly rolled open...

Nicole: What the fuck kind of password is that?! >

Susan: Hey, how come it didn't bleep HER?! D:<

Narrator: Because she's special. Now go in the door!

Susan: Fiiiine. -walks in-

-everyone else follows-

Essy: It's so dark in here! D:<

Emily: Anyone have a lighter?

Narrator: -suspicious- Why?

Emily: For light! ; D I wanna see you, babeh.

Narrator: Oh, okay. ^^ -tosses lighter- Yaaaay!

Kelly: Beware, for something far worse than the Evil One resides here.

Annika: What could be worse than the Evil One?

Kelly: Something very evil. -wise nod-

Nicole: -.- That would be a no duh.

Emily: -trips and knocks something into a well-

Kelly: WHAT THE -BLEEP-? DON'T BE SO NOISY. AND WHY AM I BEING BLEEPED? D:<

-earth begins to shake-

Kelly: And that's why you're SUPPOSED to be sneaky. >.< RUN!

-everyone runs-

Narrator: They soon encounter some very rickety stairs...

Kelly: -runs up stairs, but Emily runs into her and she falls, grabbing edge-

Emily: KELLY! D: I'll help you up! -reaches for hand-

Kelly: NO! You are the chosen one and you must survive! GO!

Emily: D:< I thought you said we'd all be safe if we followed you!

Kelly: Well, I lied! Now GO! -falls where she is eaten by Jabez-

-Emily and others run off-

Susan: Script...

Narrator: What? ^^

Susan: THIS IS FOR KEEPING ME FROM SAYING THE WORD LESBIAN ALL EPISODE. -pulls into shower-

Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! O.O

-to be continued-