Nozomi Idol!

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Susan: HELLO NEWYORK…I mean...-clears throat- Hello everyone and welcome to Nozomi Idol! Where wannabe wolves and people try to sing their hearts out to become number 1, most will fail, and one will be totally awesome =D Let’s meet the judges

Haliegh: Yo, man. Whad up?

Script: Yay, I am a judge =D

Nicole: Psh let’s get on with it already

Susan: Okay…let’s meet our first contestant and that will be Essy =D

Essy: OMG I’ve been like a fan forever =D

Haliegh: Yo, dudette. This is our first show, how could you have been a fan, dawg?

Script: Now now. Let’s hear what you’re going to sing.

Nicole: HURRY UP your wasting my time.

Essy: I’m going to sing um Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne <3

Script: Go on sweetie, sing <3

Essy: -begins to sing-

-Song ends-

Haliegh: Dude, that was pretty hot.

Script: Honey, that was beautiful =D

Nicole: I’ve heard better from a cow

Script: NICOLE why can’t you be nicer?

Essy: o.o do I move on?

Script: 2 out of 3. Yes you do

Essy: OMG OMG OMG yay =D –faints from exitment-

Haliegh: Someone get her out of here!

Essy: -gets dragged away-

Susan: Okay then…now our next contestant will be Kali =D

Kali: o.o wtf? I dun want to be here

Nicole: That makes two of us

Script: Oh be quiet Nicole =D Anyway go on Kali what are you going to be sing?

Kali: ummm animal I have become by three days grace

Haliegh: OMG, DUDE that’s like totally my song

Kali: umm –begins to sing-

Haliegh: O.O

Script: Oh my

Nicole: -falls out of chair from laughing

-song ends-

Kali: So…um did I pass?

Haliegh: DUDE…omg dude. That was so bad they should make it a law to where you don’t sing.

Script: Aw D: Doll, your just not right for this.

Nicole: LEARN HOW TO SING!!

Kali: D:< I’M GUNNA KILL YOU

Nicole: Go ahead and try

Susan: Okay let’s clam down now everyone…we have a show to do

Kali: No one tells me I suck

Nicole: Well I just did

Script: Let’s be mature about this

Haliegh: Yo, Script is right.

Kali: Rawr –jumps and falls onto camera-

Susan: umm COMMERICAL

Director: Commercial…we don’t…

Susan: DO SOMETHING

Director: Um okay –puts on picture of Jabez doing the cha cha-

Jabez: WTF? I never did the Cha Cha!!!

End of Part 1. Come back for some more bad talent =D [and some good talent I suppose]

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-End of commercial-

Susan: OKAY welcome back to Nozomi Idol =D were we pick out the losers and look for the winners…if there is any.

Nicole: LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH. I’m hungry.

Script: -spins in chair- =D totally let’s get a move on.

Haliegh: Yo, man, let’s get the show on the role, dude.

Susan: Okay then –shifty eyes- let’s bring in our next contestant =D and it will be...Kelly

Kelly: HOLY SHIZNIT I’m on the show >:D

Haliegh: Just tell us what you gunna sing, dawg

Kelly: Wouldn’t you like to know!! Ha ha ha ha

Script: Come on we just want to know what your going to sing =D

Nicole: Unless you know your gunna suck

Kelly: D:< I rock dude and I shall show you!! I will be singing If I Was Gay by Avenue Q

Susan: Are you trying to tell us something?

Script: OMG I KNOW – I mean…wow what an unusual song which I never heard before…

Kelly: Just let me sing and you’ll see how awesome I am ;3

Kelly: -begins to sing-

-song ends-

Haliegh: I think my ears are bleeding D:

Script: I’M DEAF I CAN’T HEAR SOMEONE HELP ME!!

Nicole: Holy crap. I didn’t know someone could sing better then that one chick, um, was her name Laki?

Kali: D:LFKJdsjfdlajfdslkaj I shall kill you –is held back by guards-

Kelly: You GUYS SUCK you don’t know talent LDFJSLAFJ omg I can totally sing!!

Susan: Congrats Kelly you get to move forward =D

Script:…

Haliegh:…huh?

Nicole: WTF? O.o

Susan: -coughs and buttons up shirt- I say she goes on so she does

Kelly: OH YAY beat that dudes! –dances around- :D

Haliegh: Umm, what the heck just happened?

Script: It’s not fair D: I wanna have some fun with Susan

Nicole: -rolls eyes- LET’S KEEP MOVING I HAVE A HOT DATE TONIGHT

Susan: With me? =D

Nicole: Only in your dreams

Susan: Holy shit I can’t wait darling ;3

Nicole:….

Susan: Oh anyway our next contestant is going to be…dun dun dun KAIGE

Kaige: o.o

Script: SQUEE IT’S KAIGE =D

Haliegh: -_- someone ate sugar for breakfast. DUDE CHILL OUT

Script: OMG how did ya know?

Susan: ANYWAY let’s keep this moving guys. I have a hot date in my dreams tonight

Nicole: -smacks forehead-

Kaige: I’m gunna be singing I’m too sexy

Haliegh: Yo dude, that’s my song as well, stop stealing my ipod –hides ipod-

Script: =D –leans forward- want to do a duet? I’m sexy too

Kaige: No -_- they’re making me do this –looks over at Susan who glares at him-

Script: Oh fudge sticks D:

Nicole: Lets go people. Sing Kaige. SING

Kaige: -begins to sing-

-everyone’s eyes light up as he ends song-

Haliegh: OH Dawg you sure are damn sexy let me give ya my number dude

Script: OMG =D I think I believe in singing again!

Nicole: Wow. That was actually pretty good.

Susan: Yay^^ GO Kaige =D

Kaige: I’m ONLY doing this for the money –walks off-

Susan: yeah sure you are ;3 we know your loving this. We did have more more contestants but they had to do a potty break so we’ll get back to them another time! See ya on part 3 of our exiting performance of Nozomi Idol!

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Part 3

Susan: WELCOME back to the worst show ever =D

Haliegh: Don’t yo mean the best?

Susan: Umm Nope

Script: Let’s just go on with the show

Susan: Okay our next contestant is –looks at piece of paper- Edward Cullen…umm wtf? He’s not even on this site…

Edward: -makes dramatic entrance- OMG LOOK AT ME I SPARKLE AND HAVE NO EMOTION BECAUSE IM SECRETLY GAY –spins around- =D

Haliegh: Yo, duddett your burning my eyes.

Script: SING

Nicole: OMG your so gay. Go away.

Edward: OMG –girly voice- I will like be totally singing umm…The Gay Barbie Song =D

Susan: Should have seen that coming anyway go on and sing

Edward: Yay –sings-

-song ends-

-silence-

Susan: -coughs- omg….

Nicole: I take back my vote. I quit

Script: I lost my spirit to keep living D:

Haliegh: Yo dog, that was so uncool

Edward: SO DID I PASS =D

-bunch of Twilight haters burst threw the doors-

Non-Fan Girls: GET HIM!! -tackle Edward and began to beat him with a stick-

Susan: Okay, hopefully we can recover from the horrid performance. The worst in all my day of working. Okay so our next contestant is going to be…Emily =D

Emily: HAY GUYS :D

Nicole: Oh great another hyper gal go and sing so we can tell you how you suck so bad

Emily: D:< So you think you can sing better then me?

Nicole: NO. I don’t think I know

Emily: Then show me your stuff, man

Nicole: FINE! –switch places with Emily-

Susan: o.o I didn’t see that coming

Script: WOOT Nicole is going to sing for us =D

Haliegh: Yo dude, where’s my donut D< who ate it!

Nicole: I will now show you my awesomness and sing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake

Emily: You can’t sing that song

Nicole: AND why not?

Emily: Only sexy people can sing it

Haliegh: Ooohh burn dude, that was low

Script: Ah poor Nicole D:

Susan: -clears throat- Okay Nicole start singing

Nicole: Okay –begins to sing-

-song ends-

Nicole: Hah D<

Susan: Wow, I didn’t know you could sing, Nicole.

Nicole: One of many of my awesome talents

Emily: YAY GO NICOLE =D –spins in chair-

Script: Did you like just hate her a few seconds ago? O.o

Emily: People change ^_^

Haliegh: Yo, dawg. You go to the next level dude, awesome

Nicole: Can I have my chair back?

Emily: NOPE =D

Susan: Okay so while we sort out whose going to be the judge for the next round of contestants ;3 enjoy these very long and boring commercials!!

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OMG PART 5?

Susan: Yeah we are finally at part 5. We only have a few more rounds before we make it to the big league =o who will win?

Haliegh: Yo, what do they win, my sista from another motha?

Susan: Absolutely nothing =D

Emily: OOOHHHH I like that =D

Susan: Yes folks. Because we couldn’t decide if Nicole or Emily should be a judge we decided to let them both be judges =D Isn’t that just swell?

Nicole: Why do I have to sit next to her?

Script: because I said so

Susan: Anyway let’s move on with the show, yes? Okay good. Our next contestant is…Kratos =D

Kratos: WHY do I have to do this?

Susan: Well you weren’t going too, but now I just make my revenge for not admitting your feelings. And I’ll be choosing the song for you!

Emily: Can you do that?

Script: -goes through rule book- it doesn’t say anything

Haliegh: We don’t have a rule book -_- and beside that’s a cook book!

Script: OH that would explain why it was telling me how to make cake

Emily: OMG I want cake!!

Susan: LET’S KEEP OUR ATTENTION PEOPLE. Okay Kratos you will be singing I’m a Little Tea Cup

Kratos: Wtf? I’m not singing that!

Susan: OH yes you are

Kratos: Make me D:<

Susan: If you don’t I’ll kill Annika

Kratos: Not uh. I don’t believe you

Nicole: She will

Script: -sips on a cup of tea and with a British accent- Yes, I’ve seen her do it

Emily: wtf is up with the accent?

Susan: Anyway…Kratos go ahead and sing

Kratos: -mumbles- fine. –begins to sing-

-song ends-

-everyone on the floor laughing-

Susan: OMG that was so funny

Nicole: DUDE, suck.

Script: HA HA HA

Haliegh: Singing is so not fit for you, dude.

Emily: -spins in chair- weee <3

Susan: That was SO amusing I think we’re going to let you go on through

Kratos: NO D:< I don’t want too

Susan: Bye! See ya in the finals –watches as guards pull Kratos away- we have a few more contestants the first one will be Tescin =D

Tescin: -comes out to stage- hi

Haliegh: YO be a man dude, be strong, like me. Rawr

Susan: Okay –rolls eyes-

Script: What are you going to sing? =D

Tescin: I’m going to be singing Bring Me To Life

Script: Isn’t that a chick song?

Emily: Ha ha ha ha

Tescin: D: but it’s so sexy

Susan: -sigh-

Script: Go and sing

Tescin: -sings-

-song ends-

Script: I have one thing to say to that

Tescin: What? =D

Nicole: IT SUCKS

Haliegh: get a life dude, get a gilrfran

Tescin: she doesn’t like me like that D:

Susan: Ohh well that sucks.

Nicole: GO ON OPRAH if your gunna whine about it! OFF THE STAGE

Tescin: D: -leaves-

Script: Aw poor guy

Susan: Okay that’s it for today ;3 stay tune for next time! Were we will be seeing even more losers!

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Part 4

Susan: some people notice the mistake we made and we missed part 4. be warn. It’s not going to be pretty but since people were all ‘OMG PART 4 WAS MISSING’ we decided to air it ;3

Haliegh: i’m tired of being black D:

Script: =D –paints Haliegh purple-

Emily; I WANNA BE PURPLE

Nicole: WHY did I agree to do this?

Essy: -randomly pops in- OMG I LOVE YOU <333

Susan: GUARDS

Essy: Nuuuuu –is being dragged away-

Susan: ANYWAY let’s move on. Our next contestant is Jabez =D

Jabez: D<

Susan: He is being stubborn so we had to lock him down so he’d actually sing

Jabez: I’m not going to sing

Nicole: and we don’t want to you sing

Script: OMG JABEZ <33

Haliegh: yo, you always do that

Emily: I WANT TO BE PURPLE!!!! D:<

Susan: Let’s get this on with. Jabez what will you be singing

Jabez: Umm every time we…touch –cough-

Nicole: OMG Jabez are you gay?

Jabez: No. I’ve had a mate before

Nicole: Did she dump you when she found out your gay?

Script: Poor gay Jabez

Jabez: -tries to attack but is held back by thick chains- DAMN YOU ALL

Susan: Come on Jabez sing

Jabez: -begins to sing-

-song ends-

Susan: =O OMG your not gay ‘cuz gay people can sing

Script: I think you were better then Kelly

Nicole: I think I lost my will to live

Jabez: D:< Well you guys can’t sing either

Emily: I never got to show off my beautiful voice D:

Script: FINE I’LL SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE –grabs mic-

Script: I’m going to be singing You are my Sunshine –begins to sing-

-song ends and everyone is on the floor-

Susan: o.o –pokes everyone with a stick- I think they’re dead

Script: D:

Script: SO YOU LIKED IT SUSAN =D

Susan: -takes out ear plugs- did you say something?

Script: D: -runs out of room crying- YOU GUYS WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!

Nicole: omg I thought I died for a second

Emily: D: wow and I thought Jabez was bad

Haliegh: Yo man dude..i don’t even know what to say to that shit

Susan: Poor Script. I think we just lost a judge D:

Nicole: Can I leave too?

Susan: NO D:<

Nicole: -grumbles-

Susan: So that is the end of part 4.

{apparently Script comes back after ward because she is in part 5 and doesn’t seem to remember it at all =o how’d that happen? No one will ever know}

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Part 6

Susan: OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE AT THE FINAL THINGY-MIC-BOB

Haliegh: -_- You fail Susan

Susan: Awww D:

Emily: =D OMG I’M EXICTED

Script: Me too ^^

Nicole: I’m hungry

Haliegh: Dude, let’s get this over with, man

Susan: Okay –cough- our next contestant will be…Spiffers =D

Spiffers: Weeee I’m finally on to show my genius singing ^_^

Emily: WHAT if you fail?

Spiffers: Psh, no way. I’m SUPER SPIFF –does superman pose-

Nicole: Yeah and I’m a giant cookie –rolls eyes-

Emily: OMG RRLY? =D –bites Nicole- ewww D: you’re not a cookie –sad-

Nicole: wtf?

Susan: anyway…Spiffers what song shall you be singing?

Spiffers: Superman =D

Haliegh: Yeah like we wouldn’t have guessed that

Essy: OMG OMG OMG OMG –screams-

Susan: AGAIN? Guards!!!!

Guards: -drag Essy away-

Essy: Nuuuu I love you D:

Susan: Anyway go ahead Spiffers and sing

Spiffers: -sing-

Emily: OMG THAT WAS AWESOME =D

Haliegh: Yo dawg, that was like da bomb

Spiffers: yay =D

Script: =o my ears are not bleeding

Nicole: Pretty good pretty good

Susan: Yay Spiffers your going into the next round =D
Spiffers: REALLY? ^_^ Yay! Thank you all –hugs everyone and runs out-

Essy: -comes out naked and runs around with tattoo on that reads I LOVE NOZOMI IDOL- =D

Susan: Your lucky we’re going to the finals Essy ;3 –wink-

Essy: WEEEEE –runs off stage-

Script: -feels face- crap my eyes are bleeding again

Emily: OMG I’m like totally excited =D

Haliegh: dude, why do these people watch this show?

Nicole: I need a new job

Susan: okay folks that are the end of this round next it is to the finals. WHO will win the fabulous award if knowing they’re better then others.

Stay tone for part 7 ;3

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Last Part

Susan: Can you believe it that we’re finally at the finals? Let’s find out who are the lucky ones who have come this far!

Essy: OMG OMG OMG –fans self- I can’t believe I’m here =D –jumps up and down- did I tell you how much I love you? –turns toward camera and flashes the world- look at me I’m a star!!

Kelly: YO :D I can totally sing better then yall just watch me, bro

Kaige: Can I leave? -_-

Spiffers: HAY –waves frantically-

Susan: That’s it?! We had like 10 contestants and only 4 made it?

Haliegh: yo, Kelly shouldn’t even be here, dawg

Nicole: Yeah she sucks harder then my boyfriend

Script: Nicole!

Emily: I’m sooo excited. I wonder who is going to win ^_^

Susan: Easy. Each contestant only has to answer a simple question whoever answers the right question wins

Haliegh: Yo, let’s get this show on the roll

Susan: Okay so the question is this: Who is the most awesome person in the world?

Essy: Umm...this show =D

Susan: You fail

Essy: -begins to cry- YOU ALL SUCK I HATE YOU –runs and slams into the wall- wahhh –runs away crying-

Susan: -cough- okay Kelly your turn

Kelly: Uhhh can I have a definition?

Susan: Awesome. Someone who is better then everyone else. Rules at everything. No flaws

Kelly: Uhh…wow can you use it in a sentence?

Susan: Susan is the most awesome person in the world

Kelly: Susan is the most awesome person in the world?...umm..

Susan: YOU GOT IT RIGHT :D

Kelly: Holy crap. I did…I mean of course I did. I’m awesome like that.

Script: Wow

Haliegh: Yo, this show is a rip off. I better get paid double for this

Nicole: Your not getting paid

Haliegh: D:< Then why are we doing this?

Nicole: I have...no idea o.o

Emily: ^^

Susan: ANYWAY Kaige who is the most awesome person in the world?

Kaige: Me. Duh.

Susan: No, sorry you fail.

Kaige: -grumbles- I didn’t even want to win anyway

Essy: YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT THE MOST AWESOMEST SHOW EVER. –runs away crying some more-

Susan: Spiffers you’re the last one. Who is the most awesome person in the world?

Spiffers: Eh. What did you say? –removes ear plugs-

Susan: Why are you wearing those?

Spiffers: Kaige gave me 5 dollars to do it :D

Susan: -mumbles- yeah he really didn't want to win..so Just answer the question

Spiffers: Umm….sex?

Susan: Nope you fail. So I guess the winner is.


Kelly!!

Kelly: Holy shit I won!! YAY :D –begins to dance- I told ya I’m better then yall

Haliegh: o.o the worst singer just lost dude

Script: I think I’m going to throw up–leaves-

Nicole: -_- I’m never working on this show again

Emily: OMG THAT WAS SO EXICTING :D I can't wait till Season 2 comes out!!

Nicole: SEASON 2?!?!?!? -kills self-

Susan: There you have it folks. Nozomi Idol season 1 is over =D Perhaps we will be back for another seasons to see some more losers try to climb their way to the top and try to win the gold ;3