Scriptureous~
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You are about to enter a world of fear. <>...<>
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Post by Scriptureous~ on May 4, 2009 16:47:42 GMT -5
Narrator: Okay, when we left off, the HORRIBLY TERRIFYING Breeze was chasing Emily through the mud.
Emily: Ew, mud! I need to take a shower! -gets in the shower with Script-
Narrator: RAPE! HALP ME!
Susan: Mwahahaha! -watches-
Narrator: Pervert! -crawls out of the shower sniffling- Back to the script. Breeze was chasing Emily.
Emily: OH NO a big scary wolf is chasing after me! Whoever will help me?
Susan: I'll save you, Kelly! ; D -flashes Breeze-
Breeze: Argh! My eyes! -keels over dead-
Emily: My hero! -cuddles Susan- <3
Narrator: How could you betray me, Emily? -cries-
Emily: D:< You didn't save me, Susan did!
Narrator: Anyways, back to the script... once again. -sniffles- IT'S JUST SO HORRIBLE.
Emily & Susan: GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT!!
Narrator: Okay, alright, sheesh! And then the wizard appeared to whisk them off somewhere safe...
Kelly: YEESH! I told you not to put on the ring, now take it off!
Emily: Okay. ; D -takes clothes off-
Kelly: OH FUCK. Well, at least you're still invisible.
Emily: OH WAIT. -takes ring off-
Susan: OMG! ; D You're naked!
Narrator: Emily, put your clothes on!
Emily: D'aw, okay. D: -puts clothes back on-
Kelly: If you want to live, then come with me.
Emily & Susan: Okay! -both hop on ponies-
-they all ride off into the sunset-
-to be continued-
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