Post by Scriptureous~ on May 4, 2009 16:23:38 GMT -5
Take 1
Narrator: It all began with blood... lots of blood...
Script: D:< KALI! Quit it or you can't be the narrator!
Narrator: D:< I can't halp it, I'm crazy! -foams at the mouth-
Script: FINE I'm the narrator! -takes script from Kali-
Kali: BLOOD!
Narrator: Go away! Now... once upon a time, there were tiny little men in a tiny little place where there were lots of little men that lived in hills. MUDDY hills. D:<
Emily & Susan: -pelt Script with soap- BOOOO!
Narrator: D:< Ew, soap! And then there was a wizard...
Kelly: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE GANDALF!
Narrator: D:< Shuddup or I'll throw a rabid Susan at you.
Kelly: Fine! -walks into the shire and finds a ring- OMFG IT'S THE FUCKING RING OF POWER. I have to take this to the elves.
Emily: -shows up- Hey what's that? -steals-
Kelly: NOOOO! D:< I have to take that to the elves!
Emily: There are no elves, crazy old person! You should be sent to an old person's home!
Kelly: D:< I'm not old!
Emily: I think I'll keep this shiny thing 'cause shiny things are PWNful!
Kelly: BEWARE or the shadow people will come for you!
Emily: -skips off happily and puts on ring- OMG I'M INVISIBLE. ; D I can spy on Susan in the shower now! -goes to find Susan-
Breeze: I see you!
Emily: Oh fuck, it's Breeze! -runs-
-to be continued-
Narrator: It all began with blood... lots of blood...
Script: D:< KALI! Quit it or you can't be the narrator!
Narrator: D:< I can't halp it, I'm crazy! -foams at the mouth-
Script: FINE I'm the narrator! -takes script from Kali-
Kali: BLOOD!
Narrator: Go away! Now... once upon a time, there were tiny little men in a tiny little place where there were lots of little men that lived in hills. MUDDY hills. D:<
Emily & Susan: -pelt Script with soap- BOOOO!
Narrator: D:< Ew, soap! And then there was a wizard...
Kelly: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE GANDALF!
Narrator: D:< Shuddup or I'll throw a rabid Susan at you.
Kelly: Fine! -walks into the shire and finds a ring- OMFG IT'S THE FUCKING RING OF POWER. I have to take this to the elves.
Emily: -shows up- Hey what's that? -steals-
Kelly: NOOOO! D:< I have to take that to the elves!
Emily: There are no elves, crazy old person! You should be sent to an old person's home!
Kelly: D:< I'm not old!
Emily: I think I'll keep this shiny thing 'cause shiny things are PWNful!
Kelly: BEWARE or the shadow people will come for you!
Emily: -skips off happily and puts on ring- OMG I'M INVISIBLE. ; D I can spy on Susan in the shower now! -goes to find Susan-
Breeze: I see you!
Emily: Oh fuck, it's Breeze! -runs-
-to be continued-