Susan the amazing Wolf Rider

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Susan the amazing Wolf Rider Part 1

Narrator: Okay so once upon a time there was a fairy princess…

Susan: Wtf? Dude. WRONG story, get a move on or you’ll be fired!

Narrator: -grumbles and gets the right script- they don’t pay me enough for this..

Susan: What did ya say?

Narrator: Nothing. Anyway there was a female walking through the forest

Nicole: I didn’t ask for this!

Narrator: If you do this I’ll give you some food.

Nicole: REALLY? OKAY. –Begins to frolic- I have to save this egg –pulls out egg- it’s so shiny

Script: Muwaaah –comes out of the shadows- give me the egg!! –hair blowing in the wind- or I shall destroy you!

Nicole: Never –clings to shiny egg- I can’t let you have it because it’s so shiny so hah.

Script: Damn it. BRIAOKA –shoots lazars from fingers-

Nicole: Oh noes –falls dramatically- Nuuu my pretty egg I shall save you DLFJALFJDA –egg disappears- -faints-

Script: NOOOOOOOO –gets on knees and begins to curse-

Narrator: Meanwhile a mere farm boy..

Susan: -clears throat- Farm GIRL thank you very much

Narrator: SORRY. Okay a farm girl was walking through the forest with a slingshot trying to kill a deer

Susan: I’m SO HUNGRY –knaws on branch-

-big flash of light and egg suddenly appears-

Susan: OMG It’s a big shiny egg =D –picks it up and bites into it- eww this taste nasty. Eh maybe I can sell it.

Narrator: So she walks all the way back to her home and tries to sell it, but it doesn’t work. So she takes it to her house. Where she meets her cousin, oh boy.

Susan: I’M HOME =D

Essy: Yay =D Did you bring any food I’m starving!

Susan: NO D: BUT I did find this shiny egg –shows egg-

Essy: Can I eat it?

Susan: No. Tried it.

Essy: Darn –walks away-

Susan: -goes up to room and begins to rub the egg- Darn it D: I guess its not a magical genie to grant me three wishes

Narrator: Suddenly the egg hatches and out comes…

Susan: OMG IT’S A WOLF…wait…wolves don’t come from eggs..

Wolf: I’m not just a wolf. I’m a super pwnsome wolf

Susan: REALLY? Okay…so what’s your name?

Wolf: My name is, Skyla, Susan

Susan: Oh shit how did you know my name?

Skyla: I can read your mind >=D

Susan: PERVERT D:<

Narrator: So after a very long conversation Susan decided to see the wise one about the wolf

Susan: Hey, old dude, I got a wolf what do I do?

Haliegh: I’M NOT A DUDE and I’m not old D:

Susan: OKAY so what about this wolf –shows Skyla too Haliegh-

Haliegh: OMG it’s like a super duper rare wolf and magically has the same name as my old wolf but like you wont know that until I die =D

Susan: Huh? O.o

Skyla: No wonder you die –cough-

Haliegh: anyway there are these things trying to find you and eat you!!

Susan: Eww, who dude?

Haliegh: Look outside

Narrator: There was these creepy dudes lingering outside where Haliegh lived, okay well 2 of them.

Kaige: We must kill all.

Kali: Where is the chosen one? So we can kill him

Susan: DUDE I’m a FEMALE –flashes boobs- SEE?

Kaige: -looks-

Kali: D:< Don’t stare at her –slaps Kaige-

Haliegh: WTF? You just gave yourself away

Skyla: Not very smart.

Susan: SHUDDY UP

Haliegh: We must like run for it!

Susan: Let’s go!

Narrator: So they run for it, without letting the mean old arm people know about it. What’s going to happen next? Stay tone for the 2nd part =D

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Part 2

Narrator 2: Welcome back to part 2. My brother quite under pressure and is now at the metal hospital. Anyway back to the story. Susan, Haliegh and Skyla are now walking through the woods along as Haliegh tries to teach Susan how to be a wolf rider.

Haliegh: You need to ride, Skyla

Susan: I DO? =D Yay no more walking!

Skyla: o.o NO –hides behind Haliegh-

Susan: D:< I am your rider and you shall do as I say –drags Skyla out and sits on her- =D

Skyla: D: loose some way dude

Susan: Maybe you should get stronger D:<

Haliegh: NOT SO LOUD those things are following us

Susan: Hey dude, what are they anyway? Why do they want me? –gives angelic look-

Haliegh: they’re the evil pose of the king that rules over the land

Susan: Whos that?

Haliegh: Omg have you’ve been living under a rock your whole life?

Susan: How did ya know? D:

Haliegh: o.o anyway…we have to keep going

Susan: Where are we going D:

Haliegh: Your uncle was killed so don’t you want your revenge?

Susan: OMG He was? I didn’t even know I had an uncle

Haliegh: YES but we don’t have enough money to fit that scene in so we cut it. You want to take your revenge on the one who killed him.

Susan: Oh yeah okay, so who are they?

Haliegh: You don’t want to know

Susan: Aw D:

Narrator 2: anyway BACK to where they came from

Kaige: Omg tell us the info because I’m too lazy to read your mind to get the info!

Kali: -clings to Kaige- DUN TOUCH HIM

Essy: I don’t know what you’re talking about D: AND GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM –taking a shower-

Kaige: TELL US. RAWR.

Essy: I don’t know anything!

Kali: Kaige..I don’t think she knows anything

Kaige: Blah I will find that girl and her little dog too –evil laugh-

Essy: o.o GET OUT D:< -throws bart of soap-

Narrator 2: Okay so Skyla, Susan and Haliegh are sleeping

-in a dream-

Nicole: SOMEONE please helps me –dramatic cry-

Susan: OMG someone has entered my dream =o

Nicole: What is your name?

Susan: Susan The last wolf Rider =D

Nicole: but your…a female?

Susan: D:< You got a problem with that

Nicole: -sigh- I suppose not. NOW SAVE ME

Susan: OKAY =D

-wakes up-

Susan: Dude I had like the strangest dream ever there was like this chick hitting on me

Skyla: Really, now?

Susan: Yeah she told me to save her

Haliegh: Where is she?

Susan: Darn. She didn’t tell me

Haliegh: -_- Then how are you suppose to know where she is!!

Susan: Ummm…OMG =o your like totally right

Skyla: -shakes head-

Susan: So what are we going to do?

Haliegh: We need to go to a town because we were too lazy to get supplies

Susan: YAY <3 I feel like it’s been FOREVER since we’ve been in a town

Haliegh: We were just in a town…YESTERDAY

Susan: Holy crap we’re slow we need to pick up the pace

Narrator 2: So they kept on going and going until they finally reached the town…and then that’s when they saw…

Susan: OMG what are those things?!?

Haliegh: OH they’re the evil creatures that killed your uncle

Susan: Oh noes what do we do?

Haliegh: We follow them to save that lesbian chick who was clearly hitting on you even though she wasn’t =D

Susan: Sounds like a plan

Narrator 2: So they decided to follow them. Stay tone for part 3